1 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,960 Hiya. Yeah, we're a bit, but we're used to it, aren't we, big guy? 2 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,180 No. 3 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:51,720 Well, any problems with it, you know the procedure, don't you? Look, why don't 4 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,520 you go off and have a wander? Just don't touch anything. Go on. 5 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:56,920 Is he going to be all right? 6 00:00:57,220 --> 00:01:01,140 What, you mean about keeping our secret? No, I mean, look, I am going to tell 7 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,480 him eventually, once you've established yourself. 8 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,800 If I establish myself? You will. 9 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,680 That corporate experience of yours is going to be invaluable. 10 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:13,470 But I thought you wanted someone with experience teaching adults. 11 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:17,050 The teaching bit you're going to pick up along the way. What we need here is 12 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:18,710 vision, and we need a lot of personality. 13 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,250 No pressure, then. 14 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:23,950 Adult education could be the biggest thing to happen for this school in 15 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:28,010 you know? More funding, a strong culture of learning. 16 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,950 So, yeah, no pressure. 17 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:31,970 Lots of bums on seats. OK. 18 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:33,330 Exactly. 19 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:37,630 Melissa, if we don't get this first block to sign up today, Ralph Mellon's 20 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,210 to do his best to pull the plug on the whole thing. 21 00:01:45,259 --> 00:01:47,300 One at a time, please. 22 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,700 What is that? I don't know. 23 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,580 Can we do something when we've got to protect our kids like this? 24 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:00,880 Not a lot I can do about that. 25 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,600 Oh, you're right. 26 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,100 Just have to be careful who we let in next time. 27 00:02:27,339 --> 00:02:28,420 No, 28 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:38,020 I think he's... 29 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:55,600 What are you 30 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,760 charging? 31 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,080 Yeah, but I'm going to be making a few buds with the DVDs in there. So you may 32 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,480 as well cut a few heads while writing. 33 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,080 Look, a number two all over. How easy can it be? 34 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:08,820 This is cutting. 35 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,480 I'm only supposed to be styling. 36 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,860 They've made them find out I'm charging. 37 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,940 Then we just don't tell them, babe. 38 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,460 Mate, how much is this one? 39 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 For you, Jan. 40 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,840 Let's call it a fiver. 41 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,500 I like that. That's cheap. 42 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,080 See? 43 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,460 See you in a bit. 44 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,880 Stop it. 45 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,460 Float. I don't believe it. Where am I? 46 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,800 You are on the boat. I am not on the boat. 47 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,780 You never know. 48 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,040 Got that merchandise for you, son. 49 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,300 Nice one, Dad. Nice one. 50 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,580 All right. 51 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,140 What's for a paper a packet of board scratches, son? You aren't joking, Dad. 52 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,680 That's the nodder that lives next door to us. Yeah. She shoved sausages through 53 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,680 our doorman. Yeah, yeah. 54 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:54,640 Oi, just don't forget, all right? 55 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,340 One dinner at Lou's time. 56 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:59,420 Yeah, yeah. So, er, do you have to book, then, or what? 57 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:01,580 Er, we're not actually open yet. 58 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,040 Oh, go on. 59 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,580 I mean, this doesn't take much cutting, does it? 60 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:22,380 What? You're not in charge, don't you? 61 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,160 Ah, ah, ah. 62 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:33,540 Every time, the tooth flame insensitive, those things. Just bring your keys. 63 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,940 Nasty things, guns, Missy Rock. 64 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,090 I'm just trying to keep everybody safe. 65 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:45,030 Yes, well, I'm hardly likely to have an Uzo machine gun in there, am I? 66 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:46,550 I 67 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:54,870 don't 68 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:57,410 get why they hire you here, Mum. Is that like you have to be? Shut up, Ellie. 69 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:58,990 Social has made a poor thing of us. 70 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,270 Yeah, all right. 71 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:03,050 I'm not just doing it for brownie points of the social. I'm doing it to be a 72 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,930 better role model. Told you, Mum. We've got loads of good costs here. 73 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:09,630 Just step through one at a time, please. You can carry the little one. 74 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:14,410 What are you doing with that? Can I take a look inside your bag, please, madam? 75 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:15,530 No, you can't. 76 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:18,690 Madam, you do realise there was a gun in the school last week? 77 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:22,550 Of course I blame and do. Mike Denzel's sitting in an institution because of it. 78 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,910 Oh, just give him the bag. 79 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,500 Maybe I was right. What if it ain't gonna work? 80 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,780 Well, she'd just have to make it work, wouldn't she? 81 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:10,460 Boxing? Yeah. 82 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,300 Isn't it banned? 83 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,640 No, it was never banned. 84 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,800 Yeah, but people get brain damage and stuff. 85 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:17,300 What are you talking about? 86 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,560 What year are you in? 87 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,940 Eleven. It's my first day. Ah, great. 88 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,580 You two can show him the ropes. 89 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:29,600 Does he get what I... Okay, give him the grand tour. What's your name, lad? 90 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:33,180 Philip. Philip. All right, he'll still show you around. I've got a meeting, so 91 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,580 stick this in the cupboard, all right? 92 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,620 You two, stop messing around. 93 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,920 Why would you want to get beaten up? 94 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,300 Boxing's for losers. 95 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,940 Don't know what you're talking about, mate. 96 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,740 Can you afford to lose any more brain cells? 97 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,200 Brain cells. What are they? 98 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,760 Brain cells. 99 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:57,140 Have I heard right? 100 00:06:57,260 --> 00:06:59,140 Starting up a boxing club in school? 101 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,600 Yeah. Starts today. 102 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:03,060 Boxing. Yeah. 103 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,840 Boxing. You know. 104 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,119 Oh, yeah. 105 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,980 Dog fighting, but with boys instead of dogs. It's good that they do boxing or 106 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,500 report a decline in bullying. It's a fact. 107 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:12,980 I think Rachel will go with it. 108 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:16,300 I'm certain she's going to get the full Cleaver sales pitch. 109 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Show them. 110 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,260 Come on then, man. We're supposed to show you your ballroom. 111 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,520 Guys, on the sofa. I'm telling you. 112 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,539 Who are you? 113 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,540 You dig? 114 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,660 He's used to being the new kid, so he should be OK. 115 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,560 Put him in a nice form. 116 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,400 And keep him away from our Kelly. 117 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,960 I wish I could keep away from all the flaming Kellys. Well, just continue to 118 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,480 keep them under close scrutiny and flag up any problems. 119 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,060 They're getting special treatment now. 120 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,840 Tom, are you OK? 121 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,120 Nothing that a good night's kit wouldn't put right. 122 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,360 You try living next to these people. 123 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,360 The Kellys are hard work, Tom. 124 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,300 But we have a duty of care. 125 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:06,020 This is what we do, mate. You know the drill. 126 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,000 Enjoy it. It'll be a laugh. 127 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,660 You could even invite some of them back to party later. 128 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,880 Yeah. They look like they love a good bender. Oh, go on. 129 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,240 Oh, miss. 130 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,660 Hi. Your mum's here. 131 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,720 Oh, excellent, Sam. 132 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:26,119 That's a surprise. 133 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,880 Pleasant one. She promised Sandra she'd come. 134 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:32,579 Social worker. 135 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:33,889 Oh, right. 136 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:37,090 Well, after Denzel, we've all been on our back about this, so she comes here, 137 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:37,989 she's not a flop. 138 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,130 Well, that's excellent. Great. 139 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:41,510 She'll find something in there to interest her. 140 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:42,909 Watch her, though, miss. 141 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:44,310 She'll try and get herself kicked out. 142 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,230 I've seen it all now. 143 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:52,130 This is a brand -new venture for Waterloo Road, and it's something that 144 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:54,390 always believed that schools should be about. 145 00:08:54,710 --> 00:08:59,510 They call it wraparound community services, and I'm hoping, with your 146 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,550 going to be a really great success. 147 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:11,560 Right. I'm going to shut up now. 148 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:15,040 And I'm going to hand you over to Ms. Ryan, our expert. 149 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:16,340 Okay, thanks, Rachel. 150 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,840 First things first, my name is Melissa. You can call me that or Mel, whatever 151 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,880 you feel comfortable with. Just not Ms. Ryan, please. Makes me sound like a 152 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,880 lesbian dominatrix. 153 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:33,280 Okay, now, today is about finding the course that best suits you. So if it's 154 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,800 basic English and math skills you're after, business skills, learning to surf 155 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,190 the net... Or just making a good pot of tea. 156 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:40,710 We've got it here. 157 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:44,770 Okay, now I see that everyone's badged up. It's time for the official tour. 158 00:09:44,890 --> 00:09:46,010 Shall we get going? 159 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:49,250 She knows how to work a crowd. 160 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,570 Yeah, she's got great potential. 161 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,430 I still think it's a big risk. She doesn't have a conventional teaching 162 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:58,690 background. We don't need conventional in this place. 163 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:00,430 No, but we do need qualified. 164 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:02,790 Someone with proven teaching skills. 165 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:06,190 Remember, these adults have been failed first time round. 166 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:10,630 Are you absolutely sure Melissa can give them what they want? What they need? 167 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:15,250 Eddie, I have the slightest doubt of Melissa's ability to do this job. Why 168 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,350 wouldn't everyone point to her? 169 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:17,710 I'm just saying. 170 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,530 Yeah, well, a little less carping and a little bit more support, please. 171 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,750 Right, keep it down, please. 172 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,630 Oi! 173 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:31,110 And turn to page 46 of your textbook. 174 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,500 Got the sniffer dogs with you? 175 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,300 No, 176 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,260 no, no, no. I'm just doing the rounds. 177 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,900 Making sure everything's in order. 178 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,790 Everything seems to be in order. 179 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:34,350 Look, Kim, I've had this at home for ages. It's nothing. 180 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:40,490 I thought you might find a use. You know, show the kiddies, right? 181 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:45,030 Right, well, thanks, Dave. 182 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:48,750 I'm sure it'll come in very handy. 183 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:51,950 It's the Eiffel Tower. 184 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,360 Not a word from either of you. 185 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:11,060 Oh, you'll be right up her street. She's not had a man for ages. 186 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:11,979 I know. 187 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,620 She'll look bad for 50, I'd even. 188 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,100 Don't let her hear you say that. She'll kill you. 189 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,180 Listen for curate day. 190 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,840 Unless I know something about you, I won't be able to advise you on the best 191 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:28,860 courses. So, just a little bit about your family, background, hopes. 192 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,420 You want to know what? 193 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,340 Everything. Warts and all. 194 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,780 I reckon we're a pretty unshockable bunch here, aren't we? 195 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:01,890 Well, I left school when I was 14. We're now no qualifications, no skills, 196 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,909 nothing. 197 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:06,730 But my lad, Dante, is setting himself up in business, so I just want to help 198 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:07,730 him, really, if I can. 199 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:13,530 Well, I'm not that old, and I thought, right, go for it. 200 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:18,890 And I suppose I wanted to set a good example for our Bolton and all. 201 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,130 Yeah, well... 202 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,280 I left school when I was nine. 203 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,260 My mum kept me off to keep her company and that. 204 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,240 She didn't like me leaving her. 205 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,780 She'd sit and drink herself stupid. 206 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,120 There were all sorts round, day and night. 207 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:45,140 Didn't she get into trouble or...? We never stayed in the same place for 208 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,140 than six months. 209 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,940 When I was three, I got kidnapped by a gang of child traffickers. 210 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,160 No wonder you want to better yourself. 211 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,040 Luckily, I got rescued by the SAS. 212 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,060 Oh. 213 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320 Yes. 214 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,580 Thanks, Rose. 215 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,600 Nothing wrong with your imagination, then. 216 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,400 I want my PE department to be the best in the country. 217 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,860 Now, listen, I could do with some help running the senior netball team, 218 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:17,900 actually. Here comes a charm of incident. Oh, well, yeah, come on. I can 219 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 you're a natural sportswoman. 220 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,630 Yeah, well, what about the girls' football team? Oh, don't worry about 221 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:27,730 I'm going to change a few things there as well. Tom's a little bit, um... He's 222 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:28,930 worked really hard on that team. 223 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:29,749 Yeah, I know. 224 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,770 Listen, can I count on you? 225 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,570 Yeah, sure. 226 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,890 Good. I'll see you later, yeah? 227 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,239 Look at her. 228 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,960 I love it. Keep your eye on that lad, Smiley. He looks the business to me. 229 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,700 agile, quick hands, perfect physique. 230 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:58,240 Boxing channels aggression. It promotes self -discipline and commitment. 231 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,980 I get it, Rob. I get it. 232 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,020 I'm just a little bit nervous about introducing full contact boxing. It 233 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,440 exactly seem like the appropriate time. 234 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,780 It's the perfect time. 235 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:11,190 Once Rob establishes the club and a certain type of kid starts coming, 236 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,210 be less smashed windows, less graffiti. 237 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,570 That's what I call community involvement. 238 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,450 I'm a fully qualified ABA coach. 239 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,010 OK. 240 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:23,610 OK, right, but I want all the procedures in place, health and safety, you know, 241 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,890 the whole lot. Of course, absolutely. 242 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,590 I knew I'd win you over. 243 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,270 Excuse me, you haven't won me over. 244 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,830 Let's call it a trial, see how it goes. 245 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,290 Come on. 246 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,100 Go... Good, good, good, good. 247 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,640 All right, lads, walk over. 248 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,240 Just use as many words on the board as you can, OK? 249 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,900 And if you get stuck, shout out. 250 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,580 Stuck? I'm a flaming bamboozle. 251 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,540 Look, look, guys, guys. 252 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:55,400 It doesn't have to be the perfect letter. Just try and use as many of the 253 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,400 on the board as you can. 254 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,340 She keeps saying that. 255 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:02,140 Maya, it takes care of all our financial affairs. 256 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,200 Oh, it's a waste of time for me, this. 257 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,760 What do you do when you're finished? 258 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,700 Oh, that's great. 259 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,600 Why don't you try writing to a newspaper? 260 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:19,800 A letter of complaint. 261 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,160 What about? 262 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,540 Anything you like. House prices, taxation. 263 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920 Judent cigarette break? 264 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,860 Okay, everyone. 265 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,100 Let's look at the board again for a minute, please. 266 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,080 Now, we've tried using nouns and adjectives in our letter. 267 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,480 Now, a noun is a word that's used... They're not from Eastern Europe. 268 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,760 Talking slower and louder isn't going to make them understand. 269 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:01,560 I know you tried your best, but I didn't have a clue what you were on about. 270 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,080 We'll get there, Mrs Hall. 271 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480 Is everything OK? 272 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,619 Yeah. It all went pretty well, I think. 273 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:10,900 And how was Rose? 274 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,800 Oh, she was fine. She did everything I asked her to. 275 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,079 That's excellent. 276 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,640 I know her being here is going to have a positive effect on her kids, so well 277 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640 done, you. 278 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,079 Look, things are going well, aren't they? 279 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:27,819 It just seems the longer we leave it... Do you know what? I'm going to tell 280 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:28,820 Eddie about us. 281 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,580 And there's no time like the present. 282 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:32,590 Try that again. 283 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:33,930 Step right through. 284 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,990 Amazing. See, that is the highest sensitivity. 285 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,970 You can set that to pick up coins, belts. 286 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,370 Anyway, yeah. 287 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:46,350 She's really, really lonely. 288 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:50,290 She is, yeah. But she's just a bit old -fashioned. 289 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:54,930 What do you mean? Well, she'll never ask a bloke out. She thinks it's up to him 290 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:55,930 to ask. 291 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,050 Oh, she's a proper lady. 292 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,650 She's dead shy, really. 293 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,700 Don't say out to her, will you? Because she'd go mental if she knew we were, 294 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:04,840 like, matchmaking and that. 295 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,660 Don't worry, I won't say a thing about it. 296 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,639 See you later. 297 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,539 See you later. 298 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,540 Bye. Bye. 299 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,060 Excuse me, guys. 300 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,780 Do you mind putting those out? It's just that this is LA property and there's no 301 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:25,780 smoking allowed anywhere. 302 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:27,820 Thank you. 303 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720 Very nice. 304 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,510 She can't eat for toffee. I'm telling you, my three -year -old could do 305 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,530 Um, sorry, folks, we're just starting back in a couple of minutes. 306 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:37,930 It's not for me, love. 307 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,330 Sorry. 308 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,870 Don't worry about it. Natural wastage. 309 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:50,050 Oh, you, uh, wanted to tell me something about Melissa? 310 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:51,710 Oh, no. 311 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,570 Don't worry. It's nothing important. 312 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,350 You're sacking me. Oh, for adults in school. 313 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,450 Education in the same way as politics. 314 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,910 Tom, we haven't won anything. 315 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,750 It's not all about winning. 316 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:07,270 That's exactly what it's about. It's competitive sport, Tom. 317 00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,590 Nothing else matters. 318 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:09,870 Yeah, whatever. 319 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,430 Hi, Dave. 320 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:17,810 Hi. 321 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,030 Everything okay? 322 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,470 Smashing, smashing. 323 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,350 I thought you made a trolley kick. 324 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,670 Right. 325 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,120 Thank you very much. 326 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,800 Nice with a cup of tea. 327 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,340 Lovely. 328 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,080 Less calories than an eggless cake. That's why it won't do as much damage to 329 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,160 your waistline. 330 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,500 I'll remember that. 331 00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:59,790 Listen, are you having lunch in here at lunchtime? 332 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:01,910 Yes, probably. 333 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:02,930 Great, I'll see you then. 334 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,790 Get in there. 335 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,450 Security there. 336 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,630 Well, look at it this way. 337 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:14,390 No more freezing your watsits off on the touchline. 338 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,190 Sorry. The truth is, I like it. 339 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,990 It's a break from the classroom, and the girls are relaxed. 340 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,890 I started that team. It took a whole load of grief in the process. 341 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,590 I'll tell you what. 342 00:20:26,879 --> 00:20:30,500 Why don't we go out for a curry tonight, have a few bottles of wine, and then 343 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,560 straight home to bed? 344 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,880 All right, do on you, man. 345 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,540 Ain't got to be your buddy's a prick. 346 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,900 You're supposed to show me around all day. 347 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,880 Were you born annoying? 348 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,440 No phones in school, mate. 349 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,680 Hey, give it back. 350 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,760 I'll box it for you. 351 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,040 I'll give it back, all right? I'm warning you. 352 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,640 You're warning me? 353 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,920 As if, mate. 354 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I scared you. 355 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,940 Oh, yeah. 356 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,720 Looks like you fit all the stereotypes in the box today. 357 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,660 All you need now is a flat nose. 358 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,100 Get in there! 359 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,840 Sit down! 360 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,779 Get out! 361 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,780 Leave me alone! 362 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,140 Get away! 363 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:23,280 I reckon we'll be down to half the class by lunch. 364 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840 Yeah, what does that mean? 365 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,600 It's loads more nose back for me. 366 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,500 Come on, Rose, username and password in the envelope, please. 367 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,660 Look, it won't let me log on. 368 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,440 Let me have a look. 369 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,180 Try this. 370 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:46,160 I think we might have to send her the computer technician. 371 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,220 It'd be nice if we had someone teaching us who actually knows what they're 372 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,220 doing. 373 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,520 Guess what my password is. 374 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,960 Yeah, go on. 375 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,700 Roll one. 376 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,040 Rolls one. 377 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,040 They'll have a job cracking that. 378 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,980 Miss Ryden, can I just have a little word, please? 379 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 So, what? 380 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,080 Are we here to learn or watch her gossip with her busy mate? 381 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,980 I heard that you've had a couple of walkouts. 382 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,560 Rachel, I can't help it if they don't want to learn. 383 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,300 But I'm doing my best. I know. 384 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:26,540 I know you are. 385 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,860 I'm not going to go at you. 386 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:30,340 I know they're a hard group. 387 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,080 Just got to capture their imagination, you know? 388 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,800 Come on, Mel. You're great at that sort of thing. 389 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,719 Inspire them. 390 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,940 It'll take more than inspiration if they're not there. 391 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,420 What is the problem? 392 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,460 Oh, everything's fine. 393 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,160 I'll work it out. 394 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,040 You got to, Mel. 395 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,600 Really. I just can't deal with any more leavers. I promise. 396 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,200 Does anyone see Philip Ryan, the new lad? 397 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,400 My pick is a bit tied up, sir. 398 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,620 OK, Bolton, I can see you're dying to tell me what it is that you and the rest 399 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,800 of the class know that I don't. He had to answer a call of nature. 400 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,200 Yeah. 401 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,800 How is he going to do his flies up? 402 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,340 Philip, you in there? 403 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,700 Philip, it's Mr. Wilding, I'm your music teacher. 404 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,300 There's no one in here, just me. 405 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360 I can't come up. 406 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Why not? 407 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400 What's the matter, are you up here? 408 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,760 Has anyone seen Rose? 409 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,540 No. At least we've got a bit of peace. 410 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:17,200 What a proper little salon here, haven't you? 411 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:19,880 You couldn't give us a quick cut and blow. 412 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,420 Oh, actually, I've got a lesson. It's all right. Go on, I've got the money. 413 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,600 What are you doing? 414 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,400 I'm having my hair done. 415 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,220 Mum, you're skiving. 416 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,560 I'm on a free. 417 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:34,220 You said after what happened to Denzel, things were going to be different. You 418 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,220 promised us. 419 00:24:35,939 --> 00:24:37,680 Look, I've really got to get to my lesson. 420 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,200 But I'm here at lunchtime. 421 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,060 Thanks, Sam. I could have saved a fortune there. 422 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,300 You've been drinking, haven't you? 423 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,599 Oh, yeah. 424 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,380 Where am I going to get a drink around here? 425 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,760 Sam, love, don't. 426 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,200 I catch to a proper family and a proper man. 427 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,800 Langley, there. 428 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,880 Smiley, over there. 429 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,290 Come on. 430 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:13,850 Will Nathan find out? 431 00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:17,110 I'm sure she will. She's pretty zero tolerance on bullying. 432 00:25:17,410 --> 00:25:19,130 Anyway, your mum's going to want something done about it. 433 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:20,650 Well, what's she going to do with it? 434 00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:23,330 Philip, this is your first day. 435 00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:24,770 How would you forget about it? 436 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:30,630 Listen, I know it's hard standing up for bullies, but... What's happened to 437 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,630 them? 438 00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:34,490 If it was up to me, I'd exclude them for a week. 439 00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:37,750 Great, so when they come back, it'll be ten times worse. 440 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:41,130 Come on, we're going to see Miss Mason now, OK? 441 00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:42,770 No, no, no, no, no. 442 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:44,170 I can't. 443 00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,110 Just tell her you're worried. 444 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,050 See that? I can't. 445 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,490 Why not? 446 00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:54,450 She's my aunt. 447 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:57,450 Who is? 448 00:25:58,790 --> 00:25:59,790 Miss Mason. 449 00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:02,410 The headteacher? 450 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:06,090 Yeah, she's my mum's sister. 451 00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:08,790 Or the eye. 452 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:09,860 Wasn't supposed to tell anyone. 453 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:17,860 Ryan, Nick, please! 454 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,240 Ask me who was Rachel Mason's sister. 455 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,320 She hasn't got a sister. 456 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,540 She does. 457 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,820 And she works here. 458 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360 Miss Ryan. 459 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,160 No. No! 460 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,940 Yeah, her nephew just told me. 461 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:38,730 It was just a bit of a laughter. 462 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:40,450 Hilarious. 463 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:44,550 You do know that Philip's mum's a member of Stafford, don't you? 464 00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:47,550 Let's see you get told of him. 465 00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:54,390 I'd better make sure it's A grades all the way. It's just naked nepotism. 466 00:26:54,910 --> 00:26:55,910 Get to your lesson. 467 00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:58,990 They're putting you through a charade, a selection. 468 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,530 She can't do that. 469 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:05,050 Wasn't there a case a few years ago? I'm sure I had to teach her. 470 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,600 Well, she's got the sack for giving her sister a job. 471 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:11,200 If it's not a teaching post, then she can appoint who she likes. 472 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:15,240 Oh, I'm sure that you and your new assistant, Jasmine, will be able to find 473 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840 something for young Philip to do. 474 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,340 Captain of the Tiddlywinks team, maybe? 475 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:22,980 Well, I have favourites, Bev. They'll get the same treatment as every other 476 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,160 Hey, I totally agree. 477 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:28,240 It's always been my philosophy, that. But, you know, forewarned and all that. 478 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,960 Salut, Monsieur Lawson. 479 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:35,830 Keeping you busy? 480 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,150 What is it, Steph? 481 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:40,830 Well, I have got a little bone to pick with you and Miss Mason. 482 00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:43,890 About her and Melissa. 483 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:50,910 Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters. 484 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:52,770 Steph, what are you going on about? 485 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,290 You don't know, do you? 486 00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:59,810 Rachel and Melissa are sisters. 487 00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:02,870 Seriously? 488 00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:06,010 As true as I'm standing here in me slingbag. 489 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:10,730 What? 490 00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:12,250 All right, Auntie Rachel. 491 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,550 You never learn, do you? 492 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:16,450 Oh, look. 493 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:21,910 I didn't tell you because I wanted Melissa to make her own mark. 494 00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:23,950 I wasn't deliberately trying to deceive anyone. 495 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:25,290 That's another lie. 496 00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:26,810 That's exactly what you did. 497 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:28,430 Oh, no, no, no, it wasn't. The interviews. 498 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,530 You put members of our staff through a bogus interview. 499 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,470 You concealed your relationship to one of the candidates. 500 00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:38,250 When Ralph Mellor finds out, and I can't even tell him that she was the best 501 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,650 candidate because Steph or Grantley would have done a better job. What the 502 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,610 were you thinking of? I needed... You needed what? 503 00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:47,390 You needed what? Another stick for Ralph Mellor to beat you with? I needed 504 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:49,190 someone I could trust. I needed an ally. 505 00:28:49,710 --> 00:28:53,630 I don't know, after last year... You needed an ally. 506 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,170 So what am I, then? 507 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:10,930 Laterality. Coordination of the left and right hemispheres of the brain. Come 508 00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:11,609 on, Rose. 509 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:14,070 Believe it or not, this actually helps with reading and writing. 510 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:15,430 Turn around. 511 00:29:15,790 --> 00:29:17,470 Faster, faster, faster. 512 00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:19,510 Good work, Karen. Turn around. 513 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,830 And stop. 514 00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:24,490 Brilliant. Give yourselves a clap. 515 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:27,630 What the bloody hell use of that, anyone? 516 00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,270 Jumping around like a muppet. 517 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:31,510 I've not learned one thing. 518 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,970 You know what, Rose? I think you'd be better swapping places with your Sam 519 00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:37,350 surrounded by 13 -year -olds. Yeah, because we've had a whinge in all 520 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,730 Who asked you for an opinion? 521 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,250 I don't need to be asked, love. 522 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:44,390 All right, ladies, come on. Is there a difference between crap and the stuff 523 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:45,349 that comes out of your mouth? 524 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,350 Oh, come on. 525 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:51,410 Can they get on with your brown nose and... Stop it! You! 526 00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:52,669 No! 527 00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:53,890 Stop it! 528 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:58,850 Delivering PowerPoint presentations to nice people in suits is one thing, but 529 00:29:58,850 --> 00:30:00,550 this? It's Waterloo Road. 530 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,050 Stop that! 531 00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:03,850 Clarence, are you sorry? 532 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:07,250 Melissa has no formal teaching qualifications, no experience. 533 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:08,770 Stop! 534 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,510 Clarence! Do something! 535 00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:17,290 OK, yeah, it was a stupid decision not to tell you about us. Far beyond stupid. 536 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:21,210 Forget that you lied to me, the governors, the staff. Hang on. 537 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:25,190 I do have delegated authority in relation to appointments, you know. It 538 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,390 blatant favouritism. 539 00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:29,570 You wouldn't be the first head to lose a job over something like this. 540 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:33,170 Look, Melissa can connect with her community. 541 00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:35,570 You know that. You've just seen it. It's a fight. It's a fight. 542 00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:36,810 They won't stop. 543 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:41,430 Look, you'd have to be Mr Fantastic to get your hands around me. Now pack it 544 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,010 What the bloody hell's going on here? 545 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,930 You two, outside now. 546 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:48,930 Thank you, Clarence. 547 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,530 I really apologise for the way you had to see that. 548 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,680 Look, you know where the dining hall is, so if you can just head down there and 549 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680 we'll see you in there. 550 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:00,300 Thank you. 551 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,680 I apologise for that. 552 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,960 I'm going to have to hand down the lunch and try and salvage the things. 553 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I'll get my bag. 554 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,180 You know what? Don't bother, because I'll talk to them first. Why don't you 555 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,180 what Eddie's doing? 556 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,420 Give me one reason I shouldn't send a pair of you packing. 557 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,240 You're an employee here. You should know better. 558 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,380 I feel like sending you both to the cooler. 559 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:24,880 You can go and join your Bolton. 560 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,300 What's he done? Why is he in there? 561 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,220 He tied her son up in the toilets. 562 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,320 Philip, what's happened? He's fine. 563 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,280 Go get your lunch. I'll talk to you later. 564 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,540 I think you need to be in the canteen with your sister. 565 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280 Sorry. 566 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:43,380 Don't apologise. 567 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,920 And I want your idea to keep us all in the dark. 568 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,120 Rachel's been getting a bit freaked, hasn't she? 569 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,580 Are you aware what Rachel's been through this last year? 570 00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:56,950 Yeah, I do know she's had a pretty rough ride. And then some. 571 00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:00,030 A lot of people are waiting for her to fall flat on her face. 572 00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:03,610 The last thing she needs right now is another failure. 573 00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:10,590 Eddie. 574 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:11,730 Eddie. 575 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:16,210 Look, I feel really bad about all this, but it's not Rachel's fault. 576 00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:18,530 Unfortunately, not everybody sees it that way. 577 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:21,850 I'm not going to let her fail, Eddie. I know you think I'm inexperienced, but... 578 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,660 I can be pretty determined, you know. 579 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,420 Runs in the family. 580 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,040 And I know I've got a hell of a learning curve on my hands, but I can do it. 581 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,740 Just go to lunch, pretend it never happened. Don't let them say it's gone 582 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:38,320 you. I just don't think about the teaching, the scrapping. Well, if I can 583 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,700 any help, just give me a shout. 584 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,060 I'm shouting. 585 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:56,550 I didn't know that Melissa was your sister, Rachel. 586 00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,390 Well, it's not exactly unusual. 587 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:04,290 You don't have to have two sisters working in the same school. 588 00:33:05,230 --> 00:33:10,550 Yeah, but I heard to get the job ahead of me and all the other candidates and 589 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:12,410 your sister. I mean, that's amazing. 590 00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:16,130 Best person got the job, though. 591 00:33:24,490 --> 00:33:26,910 telling me how much she's been enjoying your lessons, Melissa. 592 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:31,310 All those brain exercises and that very cutting edge. 593 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:32,990 Thanks. 594 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:39,890 Sounds like a load of... You're an expert in educational kinesiology. 595 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:44,950 Well... The science of human movement used to improve learning. 596 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,840 It's what I came to do. Came to do. 597 00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:56,920 Came out of the shop and the shit happened. 598 00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:00,540 So, any news going out tonight? 599 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,940 Yeah, it's going to be a laugh in it, Max. 600 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,700 Ah, look at this guy, Manny Claymore. Loves himself. 601 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,159 You, er, looking forward to a party, then? 602 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,520 Yeah. 603 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:15,699 I'm here, then. 604 00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:18,460 Do you do head massages? Oi, do one. 605 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280 What's wrong with you? 606 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,360 Ain't that wrong with me, mate. 607 00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,500 You just ain't cutting your hair. 608 00:34:26,179 --> 00:34:27,340 Okay, don't touch me. 609 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,638 Shame that. 610 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,639 Maybe next time. 611 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,440 I'll see you later. 612 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:43,940 Hey, who was that you both up there? 613 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,020 I think it's a cocky little get. 614 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,840 I'd love to invite you back, you know that? 615 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:55,650 It's just my mum. She drinks like a fish and she's going to make a show of 616 00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:57,430 herself. I don't want to be there. 617 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,230 It's okay. 618 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,010 You all right? 619 00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:08,030 You seem a bit down. What have I got to feel down about? 620 00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:10,330 I'm not the one locked in a cell, am I? 621 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:16,950 I just keep wondering. 622 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:19,590 You know, we're sitting here and... 623 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,670 You know what's that ends a lot too right now. Have you spoken to him? 624 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:25,230 My mum's been to see him. 625 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,590 Is he okay? 626 00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:28,730 I don't think so. 627 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:30,690 Sorry. 628 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:33,630 I didn't mean it. I just... I know you didn't. 629 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:37,530 It's just he's my brother. 630 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,930 I can't help feeling worried about him. 631 00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,850 Jab, hook and combo. 632 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,130 All right, see ya. 633 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,450 Shall we? 634 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:52,950 Langley, Smiley, here, now. 635 00:35:53,590 --> 00:35:54,750 The rest of you carry on. 636 00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:58,210 Mr. Cleaver tells me you've got talent, Bolton. 637 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,350 Is it for ritual humiliation? 638 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:02,930 No, sir. 639 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:05,870 Now, how am I meant to persuade Miss Mason to let you box if all your worries 640 00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:07,330 are brilliant enough, though? Hmm? 641 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,130 Well, that's up to you, Mr. Lawson. 642 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,170 But I'd send a pair of them packing. 643 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,270 So, boxing club starts tonight, yeah? 644 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:20,390 Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure I want them in my boxing team. Oh, sir, we're dead 645 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,390 sorry, aren't we? 646 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:24,790 We'll tell Philip we're sorry and look out for him and that. Yeah. 647 00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:27,210 What happened again, sir? 648 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:29,530 Um, sir, promise. 649 00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,070 OK, you're on probation. 650 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,210 Put one foot out of place. 651 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,010 Right, sir. Thanks, sir. 652 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,070 Don't make me regret my decision. 653 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:41,810 Go on, move it. Jabs. 654 00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:45,990 Boxing will soon start the man. 655 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:47,510 Good luck. 656 00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:51,730 Okay, swap around. 657 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:54,330 Are these any use to you? 658 00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:55,348 What are they? 659 00:36:55,350 --> 00:36:56,490 Worksheets. Number stuff, mainly. 660 00:36:56,770 --> 00:36:59,890 I've tried basic stuff, Eddie. Half of them couldn't do it, and the other half 661 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:00,828 were bored to riches. 662 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:04,710 Try these. They're simple, fun exercises, useful for all abilities. The 663 00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:05,710 love them. 664 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,710 Where's all that confidence we saw earlier, eh? 665 00:37:08,330 --> 00:37:09,490 Let them see more of you. 666 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:10,850 Believe me, they'll respond. 667 00:37:11,390 --> 00:37:12,870 Okay. Great. 668 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:14,970 Thanks. 669 00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:21,210 I've let you down. I'm so sorry. 670 00:37:22,230 --> 00:37:23,930 There must be something we can do. 671 00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:26,090 Well, I haven't had any bright ideas of you. 672 00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:28,670 Look, it's not your fault. It's mine. 673 00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:30,690 Nepotism. 674 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:32,910 Look, it would have been great if it had worked out, but... She hadn't done a 675 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:33,910 runner, has she, miss? 676 00:37:35,230 --> 00:37:36,970 Um, no, I think she's outside. 677 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,110 Is she OK? 678 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,390 She's doing fine. Look, I've got a few things I need to sort out, then. 679 00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:43,870 See you later. 680 00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:45,290 Right. 681 00:37:48,339 --> 00:37:49,339 Rose, I need to work. 682 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,399 I've got to smoke. 683 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,400 Now, please. 684 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,500 Look, Rose, it's just you and me. No audience, so you can cut the crap. 685 00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:00,220 All this couldn't care stuff. The hostility, the disruption. It's driving 686 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:03,760 mad, and it's ruining the whole day. And it's all the fun, because I think that 687 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,760 you do care very much. 688 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:06,240 Also, you're claiming to know me. 689 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:08,900 Pretending to be a shrink now, as well as a teacher. 690 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:12,080 Look, I can see that you're very angry, but I am not responsible for what's 691 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,080 happened to you. 692 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,220 What's that supposed to mean? 693 00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:17,610 Look, I saw your son this morning and I know that you're worried about losing 694 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:18,610 your kids. 695 00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:21,570 And that you want to impress them and social services. 696 00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:24,370 So come on, Rose. 697 00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:26,010 Help me out this afternoon. 698 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,910 And let me help you. 699 00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:35,850 Don't take this not even work. I've just tried it in Miss A -Doc's DVD. 700 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:38,890 DVD? There must be something wrong with A -Doc's machine. 701 00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:41,610 I'm telling you, ain't nothing wrong with his DVD. 702 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:42,910 She wants her money back. 703 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:45,640 You only get your money back on fault it goes low. 704 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,580 If I'd had enough of you again. 705 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,280 What? 706 00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:51,660 Oi. 707 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,720 I've been told not to manage that scope indeed. 708 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,000 Yeah, so make sure you let Lawson and your mum know. 709 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,400 Hmm? 710 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,840 Alright, mate. 711 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:08,880 You're the one who locked me in the bathroom before, aren't you? 712 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,380 And is it true your aunt is the headteacher? 713 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:16,280 Yeah, it's not my fault, is it? Don't worry about it, mate. 714 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,920 I wish my auntie was here to teach her. 715 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,760 Why? 716 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:25,020 What? 717 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,840 And may I jab him and set him down rapid with the force of the king. 718 00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:35,500 All right, ladies. 719 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,560 What's all this? 720 00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:39,200 Mr. Cleaver's brought some boxing gear. 721 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,580 Yeah. 722 00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:42,740 I used to box when I lived in Manchester. 723 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:45,710 Fancy a bit, Bolton? 724 00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:48,010 Eh? A match. 725 00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:49,630 Do you reckon you could have me? 726 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,430 What, now? 727 00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:54,970 Whenever you want, mate. 728 00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:56,630 Mr. Kelly. 729 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:57,970 Can't you join us? 730 00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:00,890 Sir Earl used to box these. Challenge Bolton to a fight. 731 00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,290 Oh, really? 732 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,650 You up for it? 733 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:05,350 Yeah. Let's do it, innit? 734 00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:06,709 Good, good. 735 00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:07,970 3 .15. Don't be late, all right? 736 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,350 I reckon one good punch. 737 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,520 I'll see him. I'll see him fast, man. 738 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,180 Bungie? 739 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,220 It's just because I don't have any education. 740 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,600 I'm sorry. 741 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,180 I can't speak to you. 742 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,860 I can't talk to you guys. 743 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,200 I don't want to talk to you guys. 744 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:12,500 I can't talk to you guys. 745 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,620 I don't want to talk to you guys. 746 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:35,910 There you go. 747 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,170 Oh, 748 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,110 say, your favourite pupil's there. 749 00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:45,710 Right, let's make a start. 750 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:54,060 Complete the exercises on page 32. Hello. 751 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,940 I promise I'm afraid they'll say. 752 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,840 Oh. 753 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,700 Come on, come on. 754 00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,419 Right, it's off. 755 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:18,660 I was worried you'd make it lunch. 756 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000 All right. 757 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,320 Yeah, good. 758 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:24,300 Because I made 50 bucks. 759 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,140 We are well in the money, babes, and I tell you what, we're going to earn more 760 00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:30,140 than that tomorrow. 761 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,080 What's the problem? 762 00:42:49,390 --> 00:42:53,790 It's just that giving me flowers, tongues might wag. 763 00:42:55,350 --> 00:42:58,510 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you. 764 00:42:59,490 --> 00:43:06,430 It's just, um... Well, uh... I was going to ask you 765 00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:08,370 out on a proper date, like, you know. 766 00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:09,610 Oh, Dave. 767 00:43:10,450 --> 00:43:12,130 That is so nice of you. 768 00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:14,030 And normally, yes. 769 00:43:15,830 --> 00:43:17,250 It's just that, um... 770 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:25,380 With me being a teacher and you being... It's a bit of a doctor -patient thingy. 771 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:29,720 No problem, I understand. 772 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200 I'm sorry. 773 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,240 Oh, that's me. I am 15. 774 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,320 Who is 4 times 3? 775 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:46,760 Oh, I am 12, so who is a quarter of 20? 776 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,200 I am five. 777 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,800 Who is me minus two? 778 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,160 Oh, and that's back to me, and I am three. 779 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,100 Well done, everyone. 780 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:06,920 We did that one in 58 seconds. 781 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:11,600 We never did sums like this when I was at school. 782 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,960 I think I could be quite good at math. 783 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,220 We could fast -track you, Mrs Hall. 784 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,040 How does GCSE maths in a year sound? 785 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,420 Well, I could do it sums, love, but I'm not running anywhere. 786 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:22,700 Not at my age. 787 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,080 Rose, could you collect the loop pods, please? 788 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,120 OK. 789 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,480 Moment of truth. 790 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:35,020 Feedback and sign -up time. 791 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,160 Could you hand these out for me, please? 792 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:40,880 The courses are on the left. Just tick your preferences and order from one to 793 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,880 three. 794 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,260 Anything you like, Rose? 795 00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:44,620 Yeah, for the jam. 796 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,720 Sorry. Thanks. 797 00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:47,330 By the way. Go what? 798 00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:52,350 Keep your guard up. 799 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,970 That's it. That's an easy lad. 800 00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:55,530 Keep your guard up. Come on. 801 00:44:58,790 --> 00:45:00,370 Jab. Jab. 802 00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:04,030 Get your combo. 803 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,830 Go on. Come on. 804 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,650 Don't think you took my life. 805 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:17,350 Keep your guard up. 806 00:45:21,730 --> 00:45:23,810 All right, lads. Take a break, yeah? 807 00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:31,390 Miss Qureshi, just in time for a little exhibition sparring. 808 00:45:31,650 --> 00:45:33,270 I thought it was only non -contact you did. 809 00:45:33,550 --> 00:45:34,830 No, Rachel's given us the nod. 810 00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:37,090 All right, lads. Nice movie, yeah? 811 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:42,830 Listen, have you had the chance to speak to Tom? He seems a bit off. 812 00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:44,850 Yeah, no, he's fine. Don't worry about it. It's coming through. 813 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,920 Well, look, I'm ready to go. 814 00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:50,300 Yeah, OK. 815 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:51,940 Listen, I'll catch you later. Drink, man. 816 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,120 Er, yeah. 817 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,060 Good night. 818 00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:11,589 Low punch. 819 00:46:11,590 --> 00:46:12,590 You all right? 820 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:20,970 We survived, eh? 821 00:46:21,690 --> 00:46:22,690 Not just. 822 00:46:22,730 --> 00:46:23,730 Not just. 823 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:27,130 Remember, it's only been one day. Look, if you don't think you're up to it, you 824 00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:28,130 need to tell me now. 825 00:46:28,270 --> 00:46:29,590 No, no, I'm up for it. Definitely. 826 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,330 Rach? 827 00:46:33,550 --> 00:46:35,430 Are you sure that you can do this? 828 00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:36,890 Yeah. 829 00:46:37,270 --> 00:46:38,270 Okay. 830 00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:41,020 Well, let's go easy on the chill -out music and the massage, yeah? 831 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,320 You coming for a drink? 832 00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:45,860 No, I can't. Our secret's out, remember? 833 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,880 I know. Well, just come round to mine, then. We'll have a couple of glasses. 834 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,700 No, we won't, because you need to go out and get to know everybody. I am not 835 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,740 going without you. Well, this isn't up for debate, because I am your boss, OK? 836 00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:57,040 I take it you got a good response, then? 837 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,600 Yeah, we did. 838 00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,598 Well done. 839 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,500 I couldn't have done it without you. I mean that. 840 00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:03,260 Oh, you definitely deserve a drink. 841 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,480 You coming, Rachel? 842 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:06,740 No, I can't. 843 00:47:07,530 --> 00:47:09,690 It'd be good if the staff saw you let your hair down a little bit. 844 00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:13,390 OK. 845 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:29,450 Yeah, those meds exercises go down really well. They always do. 846 00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:33,290 Look, Melissa, you proved yourself today. Well done. 847 00:47:33,790 --> 00:47:35,790 But you think I was underprepared. 848 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,020 Yeah, all right, maybe I was. 849 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,660 But that's my personality, I wing it. 850 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,180 I get the job done, don't I? I'm just to warn you, Rachel might still get a kick 851 00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:46,180 in over your appointment. 852 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,980 Who's Ron Ralph Mellon? I'm the staff. 853 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:49,238 And you? 854 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,100 All right, love? 855 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:55,300 Hi, I'm going to a mate's house tonight, so I'll grab something to eat. 856 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,480 I'll meet him there. 857 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,379 Have you got your keys? 858 00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,380 Yep, yep. 859 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,620 Thank God he's made friends. 860 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,140 Don't you want to know where he's going? 861 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,980 No, he doesn't like me quizzing him too much. 862 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,340 He'll be fine. 863 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,980 I didn't have a clue. 864 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,520 It turns out the flaming thing wasn't even switched on. 865 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,900 How did you work out with that Kelly woman? Oh, she sussed me out good and 866 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:40,740 proper. Are you sure you're not, you dear? 867 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,300 I felt like saying, no, no. 868 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,940 Of course I bloody don't know what I'm doing. That's why I'm in adult 869 00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:55,620 Oh, they're fine. 870 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,840 Well, most of them. 871 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,840 I don't like leaving Clona alone with that lot next door. 872 00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:05,660 Don't tell her I'll be with her. I won't keep you out late, I promise. 873 00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:07,260 They weren't there this morning. 874 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,560 Flaming Kelly's. 875 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:12,700 Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Nobody wants to live anywhere flaming near 876 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,360 All right, girls? 877 00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,420 Oh, come on, come on, please. 878 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,840 Now, come. 879 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:18,940 Laters, yeah? 880 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,220 You don't have to go, do you, Dave? 881 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:22,580 You need to keep an eye on her. 882 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,960 See you in a bit. 883 00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:28,260 Laters. 884 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:44,540 Steph. 885 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,720 Dave. 886 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,820 Hiya. Hiya. 887 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,720 I've, um, dropped my money. 888 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,120 Oh. Oh, 889 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,340 it doesn't matter. I'll let the cleaners get it in the morning. 890 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:00,120 Can I get you a drink? 891 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,750 Congratulations, the topic for today is racism. 892 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:29,030 I love 893 00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:34,710 you. 894 00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:39,490 I love you. 895 00:51:40,930 --> 00:51:43,110 I love you. 896 00:52:07,810 --> 00:52:08,830 Fleur, I'm going to have to go. 897 00:52:09,450 --> 00:52:11,470 You can't go. We've got another spot in ten minutes. 898 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:12,750 It's going to have to be a solo. 899 00:52:13,770 --> 00:52:17,610 Grantley, I'll come with you. Will you get my coat and bag? 900 00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,250 Yeah. 901 00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:21,050 It's deafening. I know what you're saying. 902 00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:22,850 You're keeping a professional distance. 903 00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:28,050 Dave, I've not been totally honest with you. 904 00:52:28,970 --> 00:52:33,270 It's just that me and Grantley are a bit of an item. 905 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,150 Grantley? 906 00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:36,890 What? 907 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:40,410 I don't know any idea. Can you, um, keep a secret? 908 00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:42,610 Won't say a word. 909 00:52:42,930 --> 00:52:43,990 All right, come on, then. 910 00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:45,830 See you. 911 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:48,030 Steph. 912 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:53,050 You do know he wears a... A syrup, don't you? 913 00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:54,530 A wig? 914 00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:59,410 Yes. And it's a hair replacement system. 915 00:53:17,390 --> 00:53:18,990 And there's too many people to get around. 916 00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:23,190 Do you fancy something a bit stronger? 917 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,710 I don't do drugs no more. 918 00:53:26,090 --> 00:53:27,910 Oh, come on. It's only a bit strong. 919 00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:30,570 Ben, no. You're a bad influence, you are. 920 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,370 Brilliant party over there, mate. 921 00:53:38,470 --> 00:53:39,408 Bill, mate. 922 00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:40,830 Yeah? You haven't got a drink? 923 00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:42,370 Ah, thank you. Yeah? 924 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:47,170 I'll show you my bedroom. 925 00:54:01,610 --> 00:54:03,210 We've got the booze! 926 00:54:03,830 --> 00:54:05,850 We've got the booze! We've got the booze! 927 00:54:06,070 --> 00:54:07,049 We've got the booze! 928 00:54:07,050 --> 00:54:07,769 We've got the booze! 929 00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:09,750 We've got the booze! 930 00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:13,330 We've got the booze! 931 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:23,100 Get out of my garden! 932 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,400 What are you going to do? 933 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,260 I'm not going to appeal to their better nature. 934 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,760 Go! 935 00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:41,820 There's a lot of flaming ghouls in here. 936 00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:01,490 Yeah, you may. 937 00:55:02,070 --> 00:55:03,070 You ready? 938 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:06,770 You hear me now? 939 00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:08,130 Get that back on. 940 00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:09,910 Get out of my house. 941 00:55:10,110 --> 00:55:12,750 He's 14, she's 13, and that's illegal. 942 00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:15,530 Mr Clarkson, look, I'll get them out, OK? 943 00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:17,050 Everyone out! 944 00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:18,550 Come on, get... 945 00:55:38,319 --> 00:55:42,200 Don't be like that, son. Hey, don't you listen, lad. Just one can. 946 00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,040 Go home and sober up. 947 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:47,220 Don't they? 948 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,120 Shut up. 949 00:56:01,230 --> 00:56:02,230 What are you doing there? 950 00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:03,850 Here, 951 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,050 let's get you sorted. 952 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:08,490 You can't stop there. 953 00:56:15,870 --> 00:56:16,330 I'm getting 954 00:56:16,330 --> 00:56:24,430 off, 955 00:56:24,470 --> 00:56:25,470 are you coming? 956 00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:28,330 No, no, you're the one staying up another drink. 957 00:56:28,710 --> 00:56:29,850 I'm getting off to bed. 958 00:56:30,350 --> 00:56:31,690 I've got school in the morning. 959 00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:33,550 You're staying, Max, aren't you? 960 00:56:33,830 --> 00:56:36,350 Of course she is. I never said anything about staying. 961 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:37,670 Go on. 962 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:38,750 You know you want to. 963 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,930 Get on my room, I'll keep on the couch. 964 00:56:41,990 --> 00:56:43,390 I'll even tuck you in later. 965 00:56:44,030 --> 00:56:45,030 What about Steph? 966 00:56:46,930 --> 00:56:49,230 I'll phone her. Right, well, night -night. 967 00:56:49,890 --> 00:56:51,950 Good job they never gave us any homework, eh? 968 00:56:54,710 --> 00:56:55,710 Steph, it's me. 969 00:56:55,970 --> 00:56:58,070 I'm saying it to me first. I'll stay in the room. 970 00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:11,970 Have to go to the gent. 971 00:57:12,510 --> 00:57:13,970 Oi, get more bog paper. 972 00:57:16,870 --> 00:57:17,870 That's not funny. 973 00:57:19,250 --> 00:57:20,250 What is it? 974 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,690 What is it? 975 00:57:22,970 --> 00:57:23,970 What? 976 00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:27,590 Oh. Oh, my God. 977 00:57:29,150 --> 00:57:32,950 Good job I never had my control pants on. Yeah, come on. 978 00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:36,710 Look, you don't think I'd flush my knickers at every man I meet. Oh, I 979 00:57:36,710 --> 00:57:37,870 going to enjoy working with you.